SUMMONS A BEAR

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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wizards-in-doors

can someone send cute animal pictures I'm tryin to avoid something that frankly I should probably just let happen and it's stressing me out.

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bunny :)

saint-official

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ough, is this ur bunny? :0

saint-official

Yep! He is Timothy, he's not very smart but he's adorable

wizards-in-doors

thank u for sharing pictures of him, he's very cute

saint-official

(:

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This is a rare bean flop, he's only flopped like this a few times in his entire life as far as I'm aware

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cute :D

saint-official

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I love bunnies :3

saint-official

I do too! They're very fluffy creatures, very cute

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here's a bunny I saw outside a couple weeks ago

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I didn't go near it, just took a picture and said hi but yea

saint-official

Looks like it's seen the apocalypse, 10/10 bun


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wizards-in-doors

ye :3

boymage666

smothering you with Rebecca pics, hope it helps

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kitty! :D

boymage666

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shes really photogenic when shes not actively trying to avoid the camera

wizards-in-doors

please pet her for me, she looks so soft and fluffy I love her

boymage666

ill do that for you, yeah

she is soft and fluffy too mucb for her own good sometimes undescribed the boy speaks
biggrandesteacherslounge
evilwizard

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

meow-minola

Will they do my dishes?

evilwizard

they will Slay your dishes

unrepentant-byler-shipper

What about the laundry?

evilwizard

they will Slay your laundry

terrencetheshark14

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

evilwizard

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

wizardpotions
planetquest

i haven't seen any posts about it this summer so im making my own. if you live on the east coast of the US (particularly pennsylvania, new jersey, new york, or maryland) and you see a bug that looks like this:

an image of a spotted lanternfly resting on someone's finger. the insect is approximately an inch long and has a black body and head. its wings are grayish-brown with small black spots.ALT
an image of a spotted lanternfly resting on a tree with all of its wings on display. it is around an inch long with a black head and body. its forewings are grayish-brown with small black spots. underneath its forewings are a pair of hindwings, which are bright red with small black spots and a large patch of black at the tips.ALT
the words "kill that cunt" written in all-caps, red text, with animated fire coming off of the lettersALT

(and report it to your state's department of agriculture if you're in an area without a known infestation, check here)

spotted lanternflies are pretty, but they're invasive and super destructive, for more info check out your state's department of agriculture !!

wizards-in-doors
wizards-in-doors

can someone send cute animal pictures I'm tryin to avoid something that frankly I should probably just let happen and it's stressing me out.

saint-official

image
wizards-in-doors

bunny :)

saint-official

image
wizards-in-doors

ough, is this ur bunny? :0

saint-official

Yep! He is Timothy, he's not very smart but he's adorable

wizards-in-doors

thank u for sharing pictures of him, he's very cute

saint-official

(:

image

This is a rare bean flop, he's only flopped like this a few times in his entire life as far as I'm aware

wizards-in-doors

cute :D

saint-official

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wizards-in-doors

I love bunnies :3

saint-official

I do too! They're very fluffy creatures, very cute

image
wizards-in-doors

here's a bunny I saw outside a couple weeks ago

image

I didn't go near it, just took a picture and said hi but yea

saint-official

Looks like it's seen the apocalypse, 10/10 bun


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wizards-in-doors

ye :3

boymage666

smothering you with Rebecca pics, hope it helps

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wizards-in-doors

kitty! :D

boymage666

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shes really photogenic when shes not actively trying to avoid the camera

undescribed the boy speaks
wizards-in-doors
wizards-in-doors

can someone send cute animal pictures I'm tryin to avoid something that frankly I should probably just let happen and it's stressing me out.

saint-official

image
wizards-in-doors

bunny :)

saint-official

image
wizards-in-doors

ough, is this ur bunny? :0

saint-official

Yep! He is Timothy, he's not very smart but he's adorable

wizards-in-doors

thank u for sharing pictures of him, he's very cute

saint-official

(:

image

This is a rare bean flop, he's only flopped like this a few times in his entire life as far as I'm aware

wizards-in-doors

cute :D

saint-official

image
wizards-in-doors

I love bunnies :3

saint-official

I do too! They're very fluffy creatures, very cute

image
wizards-in-doors

here's a bunny I saw outside a couple weeks ago

image

I didn't go near it, just took a picture and said hi but yea

saint-official

Looks like it's seen the apocalypse, 10/10 bun


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wizards-in-doors

ye :3

boymage666

smothering you with Rebecca pics, hope it helps

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fyriefairy
theocseason4

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Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

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brendanicus

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

fluorescentbrains

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

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thekawaiibutterflygirl

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

seardrax

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

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